Dripping Pen Held Aloft; Paper Spattered With Emotion

I was thinking about the kinds of manuscripts I would love to write. This is what I determined were my top 5:

1. I would love to write something heartbreaking and weepy. Something by which you could imagine the Faux Fix song Tokyo Train playing in the background.
2. Next up, I would love to write my autobiography, and it be amazing without any embellishment. Then, I would be the best writer ever.
3. The ultimate fantasy western, by which everyone else measures fantasy westerns. Yeah, that sounds ridiculous, but a boy's gotta dream.
4. I would love to write for film. Well, good film.
5. Anything that my favorite writer would read and ask me to sign his copy.

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